How ’bout them apples

Posted: 3rd October 2006 by Chris in General, News, Outdoors
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Whenever I related a story about the squirrels at my old place, people would look at me like I had three eyes.  My old place had two apple trees. This time of year, the squirrels would get into them and get absolutely blitzed. I’d walk out the front door after hearing noises, and would see drunk squirrels running into trees, my car, in circles, and into walls.

Well, now I feel there is some supporting documentation that backs my story. Up in Boulder, a bear got into a batch of fermented apples and staggered around blind drunk before being apprehended.

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